September 2012
call-the-vendor-big-suspenders:
actuallybatman:
I just read a bunch of accounts from people who were unconscious, in comas or medically dead and came back to consciousness and a lot of them said that while they were down, they lived an entirely different reality LIKE IN THE FEW MOMENTS THIS MAN WAS UNCONSCIOUS, HE LIVED 10 YEARS OF A LIFE WHERE HE GOT MARRIED AND HAD A FAMILY AND HE THOUGHT IT...
meggitthemaggot:
piledriverswaltz:
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy cute clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
cupofteaorgtfo:
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
joshtouchedmeatsix:
on my wedding i will crowd surf to the altar
joshtouchedmeatsix:
on my wedding i will crowd surf to the altar
mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
mom:
me:
mom: what
me: nothing
laugh-your-butt-off:
some songs wake up my inner stripper
laugh-your-butt-off:
some songs wake up my inner stripper
earthnation:
all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about
When my parents didn't get what I wanted from the... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
lulz-time:
Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
seaduction:
derekwhostillscaresme:
sailorswayze:
do you ever fake interview yourself
what the hell do you think i do in the shower
when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up
subtweet:
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
my-mewling-quim:
Girls who post pictures of actors with other women and comment “Get off my man, bitch”.
mpregbert:
gloomysandwichgirl:
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
When I sing...
sodamnrelatable:
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
via sodamnrelatable
agent-bartowski:
rumour:
THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE
Why I use social network
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
August 2012
kahlua-and-coconuts:
are they called pets because you pet them or is it called petting because they’re pets
have you ever thought about how many people think about you? it’s so bizarre. imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. something happens; they remember you. your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. they remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place,...
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
