Get In Our Pants

whatshouldwecallme:

exploud:

oh boy is that a high five button

oh

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

whatshouldwecallme:

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

calcifer:

Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

fuckyeahlaughters:

when lyrics are so good u just

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

sodamnrelatable:

organizationxiii:

cynicalxme:

awordnerd:

I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.

Biggest plot hole in history ^