life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
well one of those books just got a little bit thicker today
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
I want that job now.
where do i apply